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| Genres:Comedy | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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Bartleby (B.) Gaines is a fun loving slacker who, unfortunately, gets turned down for every college he applied for, much to the charign of his overly expectant parents. So, with a little cutting and pasting, he creates the South Harmon Institute of Technology, and lo and behold, he is accepted (along with his friends Rory, Hands, and Glen, whose college plans were also all but dashed). However, his parents want to see the website, the campus, and the dean. So now he has his other friend Sherman (who has been accepted to the prestigious Harmon College) build a web page, they lease out an abandoned psychiatric hospital, and they hire Sherman's uncle Ben (played to perfection by comedian Lewis Black) to be the dean. Problem solved? Not quite. The web page was done so well, that hundreds of students show up at the front door, all of which were turned down by other colleges. Faced with no choice, Bartleby decides to proceed with turning South Harmon into a real college, and sets about figuring out what to teach and how to teach it. Meanwhile at Harmon, dean Van Horne meets with Hoyt Ambrose, a rich law student and head of the KBE fraternity (which Sherman is trying to become a member of), to discuss building a gateway for Harmon using land presently being used by South Harmon. He tries finding the leaseholder of the land, to no avail. Meanwhile, his girlfriend, Monica, catches him cheating on her, and a big party at South Harmon lures a chunk of Harmon's students away, including Monica into the arms of Bartleby. Now Hoyt uses Sherman, knowing he has been bouncing between the two schools, in an attempt to bring South Harmon down for good. However, Bartleby has an accreditation appointment with the state Board of Education to prove South Harmon's worthiness. Can he legally bring the South Harmon Institute of Technology to life and win the love of Monica?Cast:
 Justin Long Bartleby Gaines |  Jonah Hill Sherman Schrader |  Adam Herschman Glen |  Columbus Short Hands Holloway |  Maria Thayer Rory Thayer |
 Lewis Black Ben Lewis |  Blake Lively Monica |  Mark Derwin Jack Gaines |  Ann Cusack Diane Gaines | Hannah Marks Lizzie Gaines |
 Robin Taylor Abernathy Darwin Dunlap (as Robin Lord Taylor) |  Diora Baird Kiki |  Joe Hursley Maurice Ringers |  Jeremy Howard Freaky Student | Anthony Heald Dean Richard Van Horne |
 Travis Van Winkle Hoyt Ambrose |  Kaitlin Doubleday Gwynn |  Sam Horrigan Mike Welsh |  Ross Patterson Mike McNaughton |  Artie Baxter Mike Chambers |
 Kellan Lutz Dwayne |  Brendan Miller Wayne |  Chantelle Tibbs Confused Kid |  Christian Long Sandwich Mascot |  Yorke Fryer S. H. Student in Hallway |
 Skyler Stone S. H. Student in Hallway |  James Taku Leung S. H. Student in Hallway (as Jim Leung) |  Ernest Shaun Reyes Random S. H. Student (as Shaun Reyes) |  Matt Noble Big Larry |  Lisa Gleave Kiki's Best Friend |
| Alejandra Gutierrez Kiki's Best Friend |  Jim O'Heir Mr. Schrader |  Darcy Shean Mrs. Schrader |  Jay Harik Family Friend |  Mathew Vigil Shoe Store Boy |
 Debbon Ayer Shoe Store Mother |  Carla Jimenez Shoe Store Manager |  Ned Schmidtke Board Chairman |  Tim Bagley Vice Principal Matthews |  Ray Santiago Boy Going to Princeton |
 Margaret Travolta Academic Counselor |  Brian Powell Economics Teacher |  Mike Daily Stressed-out Student |  Jeff Duby Stressed-out Student | Scott Adsit Drop-off Dad |
 Lindy Loundagin Drop-off Mom |  Steve Little Desk Clerk |  Ethan Hova Male Graduate (scenes deleted) |  Paraic McGann BKE Pledge with Jacket |  Arthur Leo ESL Student |
 Criscilla Crossland Go Go Dancer |  Larke Hasstedt Go Go Dancer |  Holly Fielding Autograph Student |  Meredith Giangrande Glen's Party Girl |  Kate French Glen's Party Girl |
 Christina Diaz S. H. Testimonial Student |  Zoe Di Stefano S. H. Testimonial Student |  David Carmon S. H. Testimonial Student | Armen Weitzman S. H. Testimonial Student |  Christopher Khai S. H. Testimonial Student |
 Stephanie St. Hilaire S. H. Testimonial Student |  Shameka Banks S. H. Testimonial Student | Nicholas Garren S. H. Testimonial Student |  Louie Heredia S. H. Testimonial Student |  Matthew St. Clair Fake ID Kid |
 Jamie Leffler Fake ID Kid |  Nina Nam Fake ID Kid |  Wendy Waller Fake ID Kid |  Ronnie Lewis Jr. Fake ID Kid |  Matthew Ching Fake ID Kid |
 Richard Brown Fake ID Kid |  Mylika Davis Fake ID Kid |  Laurie Meghan Phelps Fake ID Kid (as Laurie Phelps) |  Portis Hershey Fake ID Kid |  Joseph Robinson The Ringers |
 Jamie Seibert The Ringers |  Joseph Stiteler The Ringers |  JT Alexander Fraternity guy (uncredited) | Ava Bellamy Sorority Girl (uncredited) |  Richard Blake Frat Boy (uncredited) |
| Curt Clendenin Classroom Student (uncredited) |  Joshua Collins Slacker Student (uncredited) | Mindee de Lacey Board Member (uncredited) |  Chad Fernandez Skater #1 (uncredited) |  Asher Gold Frat guy (uncredited) |
 Geoffrey Gould Parents Day Parent (uncredited) |  Courtney Jackson Sorority Girl (uncredited) |  Jason Kapraun Drug Dealer (uncredited) |  Benjamin Kim Student (uncredited) |  Ann Kristin Sorority Girl (uncredited) |
| Michelle Laine Hot Sexy Girl (uncredited) |  Vanessa Lauren S. H. Testimonial Student (uncredited) |  Rebecca Parisi Yoga Student (uncredited) | Neil Patil Exchange Student (uncredited) | Nathan Pitkanen Slacker Student (uncredited) |
 Parker Quinn Frat Guy (uncredited) |  Rumaisa Rahman Exchange Student (uncredited) |  Jimmy Schueler Frat Guy (uncredited) |  Greg Sestero Frat Guy (uncredited) |  Meilinda Cecilia Soerjoko Exchange Student (uncredited) |
| Athena Stamos Harmon College Acceptee (uncredited) |  Dana Tripp Dancer (uncredited) |
