 | The Legend of Awesomest Maximus | 1635 | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| Genres:Comedy | ||||||||||||||||||||
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When the sexually ambiguous Trojan Prince Orlando tries to win his father’s approval by bringing the luscious Ellen of Greece back home to Troy, the jilted King Erotic threatens revenge. Now General Awesomest Maximus must put aside his slacker ways and face off against Erotic’s million-man Greek army with only 300 Trojans.Cast:
 Kristanna Loken Hottessa |  Rip Torn King Looney | Will Sasso Awesomest Maximus |  Ian Ziering Testiclees |  Sophie Monk Princess Ellen |
| Adam DeVine Ephor 1 |  Deon Richmond Jamal |  Tony Cox Minoritees | Russell Peters Pervius | Dennis Haskins Father Jay |
 Khary Payton King Erotic | Michelle Money Attendant | Jason Sklar Bill | Edward Barbanell Testiclees Little Cousin | Randy Sklar Jeff |
| Eddie Pepitone Approximo |  Ahmed Ahmed Slick Slave Trader |  Nathalie Walker Oracle | Tiffany Claus Milfia |  Sarah Mitchell Looney Girl #2 |
 Gary Lundy Orlando | Peter D'Alessio Giuseppe | Stephanie Reibel Looney Girl #1 | James C. Morris Ephor 2 |  Michael O'Connell Janitorius |
| Shalaina Castle Loony's Girl (as Shalaina Fotheringham) | Nelson Frazier Jr. Ginormous | Minnie Gupta Bathhouse Handmaiden | Tod Huntington Greek Soldier #3 | Kevin Linehan Quantas |
| Taggart Hurtubise Son | Bob Lanoue Pushy crowd member | Tye Nelson Greek Soldier #2 | Oscar A. Diaz Crowd member #4 | Robyn Adamson Dyke Girl In Crowd |
| Dennis Luciani Accoutant |  Devin Barry Stassenius | Barby Garcia Mistress | Nenetzi Scott Masseuse | Larry Filion King Loony's guard |
| Ben Naccarato Trojan Soldier | John Hinckley Musician #2 | Robin Westover Fat Peasant Woman | Thadeus Welch Background artist - various characters | Mike Hardy Beer guy |
| Rafael Perez Greek Soldier | Bijan J. Hosseini Scalper | Christopher Brick Johnson Greek Soldier | Blake Anderson Greek Soldier #1 (uncredited) | Tony Knight Man In Crowd (uncredited) |
