 | The Legend of Awesomest Maximus | 0573 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Genres:Comedy | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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When the sexually ambiguous Trojan Prince Orlando tries to win his fathers approval by bringing the luscious Ellen of Greece back home to Troy, the jilted King Erotic threatens revenge.Now General Awesomest Maximus must put aside his slacker ways and face off against Erotics million-man Greek army with only 300 Trojans. Or was that 301? Dude, its the Gods... don't overthink it!Cast:
 Kristanna Loken Hottessa |  Rip Torn King Looney |  Sophie Monk Princess Ellen | Michelle Money Attendant | Will Sasso Awesomest Maximus |
 Ian Ziering Testiclees |  Deon Richmond Jamal |  Tony Cox Minoritees | Dennis Haskins Father Jay |  Khary Payton King Erotic |
| Russell Peters Pervius |  Nathalie Walker Oracle |  Devin Barry Stassenius | Jason Sklar Bill | Randy Sklar Jeff |
| Edward Barbanell Testiclees Little Cousin |  Ahmed Ahmed Slick Slave Trader | Shalaina Castle Loony's Girl (as Shalaina Fotheringham) |  Sarah Mitchell Looney Girl #2 |  Gary Lundy Orlando |
| Stephanie Reibel Looney Girl #1 | Eddie Pepitone Approximo | Tiffany Claus Milfia | Adam DeVine Ephor 1 | Tye Nelson Greek Soldier #2 |
| Nelson Frazier Jr. Ginormous | Larry Filion King Loony's guard | Taggart Hurtubise Son | Tod Huntington Greek Soldier #3 |  Michael O'Connell Janitorius |
| Robyn Adamson Dyke Girl In Crowd | Kevin Linehan Quantas | Nenetzi Scott Masseuse | Peter D'Alessio Giuseppe | Oscar A. Diaz Crowd member #4 |
| Bob Lanoue Pushy crowd member | Minnie Gupta Bathhouse Handmaiden | Dennis Luciani Accoutant | John Hinckley Musician #2 | James C. Morris Ephor 2 |
| Mike Hardy Beer guy | Robin Westover Fat Peasant Woman | Rafael Perez Greek Soldier | Ben Naccarato Trojan Soldier | Thadeus Welch Background artist - various characters |
| Christopher Brick Johnson Greek Soldier | Bijan J. Hosseini Scalper | Blake Anderson Greek Soldier #1 (uncredited) | Tony Knight Man In Crowd (uncredited) |
