 | Assassination of a High School President | HDD0466 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
|
| Genres:ComedyCrime Mystery | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Purchase:
Torrents:
Plot:
High School. Four of the most important years of your life. But it isn't always dances and keg parties and sucking face in your parents' mini-van. Sometimes it's ugly and hard and complicated. As complicated as a conspiracy to overthrow the president. There's something rotten at St. Donovan's High and sophomore newspaper reporter Bobby Funke is on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister's braces. When senior hottie Francesca Facchini solicits Funke's help tracking down a set of stolen SATs, Funke uncovers a story dirtier than the lunch lady's mustache. After he fingers the school president (figuratively) for the crime, Funke becomes one of the most popular kids at St. Donovan's High. No longer known simply as the freshman who was once tied to a giant snowman penis, Funke wins the respect of everyone from the Desert-Storm-hero-turned-educator Principal Kirkpatrick to the kid that farts on him in Spanish class. When Francesca takes Funke to homecoming, even the in-school suspension delinquents turn nice and offer guidance on how to keep his boner in check during slow dances. But high school's not always what it seems. As Funke's popularity grows so do his suspicions. Did the president really steal the SATs? Or is Funke just a pawn in a conspiracy as complicated as adolescence itself? Determined to find the truth, Funke digs deeper and unearths the sordid underbelly of St. Donovan's. Student council members, college bookies, public school brats, everyone seems to play a part. Armed only with a learner's permit and the spirit of Woodward and Bernstein, Funke must crack the case before it cracks him.Cast:
 Mischa Barton Francesca Fachini |  Nick Blaemire Byron |  Zachary Booth Rocky |  Gabrielle Brennan Chrissy Moore |  Emily Brownell Ms. Smart |
 Josh Caras Marty Mullen (as Josh Barclay Caras) |  Tomas Deckaj Ben Striedel (voice) |  Melonie Diaz Clara |  Mohamed Dione Ongatumamwe |  John Farrer Faculty priest |
 Tanya Fischer Sam landis |  Laura Ford DMV Lady |  Luke Grimes Marlon Piazza |  Aaron Himelstein Tad Goltz |  Marc John Jefferies Elliott Duncan |
 Zoë Kravitz Valerie |  John Magaro Cipriato |  Emily Meade Tiffany Ashwood |  Kathryn Morris Nurse Platt |  Josh Pais Senor Newell |
| Adam Pally Freddy Bismark |  Joseph Perrino Dutch Middleton |  Vincent Piazza Ricky Delacruz |  Maria Elena Ramirez Nancy Margle |  Michael Rapaport Coach Z |
 Zach Roerig Matt Mullen |  Quinn Shephard Eye Patch Girl |  Ashley Springer White kid with dreds |  Patrick Taylor Paul Moore |  Robin Taylor Alex Schneider |
 Reece Thompson Bobby Funke |  Bruce Willis Principal Kirkpatrick |  Michael Zegen Stephen Lohman |  Effrem J. Adams Shocked Student / Prom Couple (uncredited) |  Angelina Aucello St. Donovan's Student (uncredited) |
 Andrew Stephen Bradley High School Student (uncredited) | Alana Cadiz Saint Donovan Friar Cheerleader (uncredited) | Gary Cherkassky High School Student (uncredited) |  Casey Cipriani Student (uncredited) |  Ryan Curtis High School Student (uncredited) |
 Jason Etter Comets Basketball Player (uncredited) |  Cassidy Gard High School Student (uncredited) |  Cassie Hansen Catholic School Girl (uncredited) |  Jeanine Hill High school student (uncredited) |  Kimberly Magness High School Student (uncredited) |
 Robert Malitsky Comet Basketball Player (uncredited) |  Ronnie McCoullough High School Student (uncredited) |  Joel Ney St. Donovan's Student (uncredited) |  Chris Nuñez High School Student (uncredited) |  Enrique Sebastian Rivas St. Donovan's Student (uncredited) |
 Louis Rosario St. Donovan's Student (uncredited) |  Steven Rubinchik High School Student (uncredited) | Ben Skinner High School Student (uncredited) |  Blake Young-Fountain Student (uncredited) |
