 | You Don't Mess with the Zohan | HDD0331 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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Zohan Dvir works as a Special Agent and lives with his orthodox parents in Israel. He wants to give up this life full of dangerous encounters with Palestinians. While in the process of apprehending a Palestinian activist known simply as the Phantom, he fakes his death, hides in a dog-kennel on a plane bound for New York, and decides to try his hand as a hair-stylist. He is refused employment initially, but when he offers to work for free, Dahlia hires him as a cleaner. When a hair-stylist named Debbie quits, Zohan replaces her, winning over elderly female clientèle, and falling in love with Dahlia herself. Before Zohan could propose to her, Dahlia's landlord, Walbridge, who has been raising rents regularly, hires skinhead goons to terrorize the neighborhood, creates misunderstandings between Jews, Muslims, Arabs, and Palestinians, and drives them out, so as to enable him to construct a new building which is topped by a roller coaster. When Zohan decides to confront these skinheads, he does not realize that he is in for quite a few surprises himself.Cast:
 Adam Sandler Zohan Dvir |  John Turturro The Phantom / Fatoush |  Emmanuelle Chriqui Dahlia |  Nick Swardson Michael |  Lainie Kazan Gail |
 Ido Mosseri Oori |  Rob Schneider Salim |  Dave Matthews James |  Michael Buffer Walbridge |  Charlotte Rae Mrs. Greenhouse |
 Keana Texeira Rock-throwing Girl |  Sayed Badreya Hamdi |  Daoud Heidami Nasi |  Kevin Nealon Kevin |  Robert Smigel Yosi |
 Dina Doron Zohan's Mother (as Dina Doronne) |  Shelley Berman Zohan's Father |  Chris Rock Taxi Driver |  Mariah Carey Herself |  John McEnroe Himself |
 George Takei Himself |  Bruce Vilanch Himself |  John Paul DeJoria Paul Mitchell |  Alec Mapa Claude |  Ahmed Ahmed Waleed |
 Ben Wise Yitzhak |  John Farley Tom |  Yossi Marshek Pinchas (as Joseph Marshak) |  Guri Weinberg Aharon |  Danny A. Abeckaser Ze'ev |
 Ido Ezra Hassan |  Mousa Kraish Bashir |  Roni Levy Ephraim |  Reuven Bar-Yotam Levi |  Barry Livingston Gray Kleibolt |
 Rick Gifford Philip |  Daniel Browning Smith Real Estate Agent |  Tyler Spindel Doorman |  Julia Lea Wolov Mariah's Assistant #1 (as Julia Wolov) |  Dana Goodman Mariah's Assistant #2 (as Dana Min Goodman) |
 Todd Holland Fred |  Kevin Grady Coleman |  Bobby Tisdale Skizzy |  Herzl Tobey Yaron |  Ori Pfeffer Second Commander |
 Alex Luria Koby |  Guy Oseary Avi |  Yinon Sapir Danny |  Donna Feldman Michal |  Yamit Sol Dorit |
 Naama Nativ settle Sara (as Naama Nativ) |  Dennis Dugan Homeless Guy | Gerry Del Sol Exploded Shop Owner |  Shulie Cowen Debbie |  Maysoon Zayid Nadira (as Maysoon Zayed) |
 Helen Siff Mrs. Skitzer |  Betty Murphy Mrs. Haynes | Cynthia Frost Mrs. Paulson |  Anna Berger Older Lady in Salon #1 |  Susan Grace Older Lady in Salon #2 |
 Bunny Levine Older Lady in Salon #3 |  Norma Michaels Older Lady in Salon #4 | Marjorie Loomis Older Lady in Salon #5 |  Carol Schlanger Older Lady in Salon #6 |  Edith S. Wolfrey Older Lady in Salon #7 (as Edith Wolfrey) |
 Phoebe Dorin Older Lady in Salon #8 |  Lina So Hip Salon Receptionist | Eloise DeJoria Blonde at Salon |  Vanessa Long Catty Hairdresser |  Donielle Artese African American Salon Owner |
 Adria Tennor Kids' Salon Owner |  Blake Bertrand Little Boy |  Sidney Ganis Doctor (as Sid Ganis) |  Laurie Meghan Phelps Plus Size Girl at Disco |  Kenneth Greenaway DJ |
 Constance Barron First Woman in Cab #1 |  Kristen Lowman First Woman in Cab #2 |  Penelope Windust Second Woman in Cab #1 |  Kathleen Noone Second Woman in Cab #2 |  Christopher Innvar Angry Tall Driver |
 Ray Garvey Truck Driver | Barbara Ann Davison Dog Owner |  Eric Lamonsoff Hamdi's Passenger |  Conner Wiles Boy Customer |  Jennifer De Minco Arguing Female Customer |
 Nicole Bennett Walbridge's Girlfriend |  Edmund Lyndeck Pharmacist |  Lily Javaherpour Inaz |  Kristina Haddad Hamdi's Wife (voice) |  Larry Marko Phantom's Trainer |
 Anne Marie Howard Reporter |  Veerta Motiani Beach Girl |  Billy Concha Kayaker |  Marco Khan Terrorist with Hand |  Sam Sagheb Disco Merchant #1 |
 Latif Marotti Disco Merchant #2 |  Christian Reeve Disco Merchant #3 |  Christa Texeira Ruth |  Jonah Texeira Jakob |  Seth Texeira Zeb |
 Sophie Texeira Alena |  Aesop Aquarian Rabbi (uncredited) |  Jordan Ashbrook Hot girl in club (uncredited) |  Moran Atias Eti (uncredited) |  Ashley Ausburn Girl at Mall (uncredited) |
 Barbara Jean Barrielle Cheerleader (uncredited) |  Mike Basone Israeli Fan (uncredited) |  Mike Batayeh Fry cook (uncredited) |  Robert Benny Autograph Seeker #1 (uncredited) |  Melanie Bulujian Israeli Dancer (uncredited) |
 Monica Cabral Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl (uncredited) |  Kevin Cannon Times Square Crazy Man (uncredited) |  Ella Christopher-Pantoliano Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |  Cheryl Cosenza Ribbon Cutting Girl (uncredited) |  Rossie Cottrell Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |
 Joseph DeLuca Hot dog vendor (uncredited) |  Dom DeLuise Himself (uncredited) |  John Duerler Electronic Store customer (uncredited) |  Michelle Elyse Night club dancer (uncredited) |  Marshall Factora Airline Terminal Passenger (uncredited) |
 Eric Feliciano Israeli Fan (uncredited) |  Ian Fisher Disco Merchant (uncredited) |  Elaine Anne Furst Salon patron (uncredited) |  Maite Garcia Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |  Leslie Garza Disco hip girl (uncredited) |
 Jessica Mei Gershen Girl in club (uncredited) |  Nikki Giavasis Waitress (uncredited) | Ronald E. Giles Commuter (uncredited) |  Sepideh Haftgoli Israeli Soldier (uncredited) |  Zahra Heydari Dalohan Receptionist (uncredited) |
| Seth Howard Party Guy (uncredited) |  Kevin James Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge (uncredited) |  Paul Jeans Hotel Manager (uncredited) | Dave Johnson Spectator (uncredited) |  Todd Justin Night Club Bouncer (uncredited) |
| Sam Kalidi Amir - Bearded Man (uncredited) |  Rock Kohli Vendor with no Fizzi Bubblech (uncredited) |  Mark Kubr Criminal #3 (uncredited) |  Timothy Dean Lee Shocked Businessman (uncredited) |  Paula Lemes Go Go Dancer (uncredited) |
 Sharlene Merchant Israeli Soldier (uncredited) |  Roni Meron Hot Girl / Waitress (uncredited) |  Nicole Montano Cheerleader (uncredited) | Rachel Mower Girl In Park (uncredited) |  Rachael Murphy Girl in club (uncredited) |
 Bibiana Navas Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |  Christina Neferis Hacky Sack Fan (uncredited) |  Hash Patel International Newstand Owner (uncredited) | Dianne Perry Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |  Klavdia Ramnareine The hot chick (uncredited) |
 Rob Shapiro Scorekeeper (uncredited) | Terrie Snell Woman in Beauty Shop (uncredited) |  Chris Spinelli Angry Palestinian (uncredited) |  Arne Starr Israeli Weapons Trainer (uncredited) |  Riley Thomas Stewart Little Boy #2 (uncredited) |
 Ryan Phillip Thomas Angry Palestinian (uncredited) | Uzimann Cafe Customer (uncredited) |  Dave Vij Disco-Tech (uncredited) |  Holly Weber Girlfriend (uncredited) |  Molly Weiner Salon Patron (uncredited) |
 Joe Van Wie Hotdog Patron (uncredited) |  Henry Winkler Limousine Passenger (uncredited) |  Mark Winn News Cameraman (uncredited) |  Saye Yabandeh Girlfriend (uncredited) |  Julius Zagon Ukrossi (uncredited) |
 David Zahedian Phantom's Best Friend (uncredited) |
