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| Genres:ComedyCrime | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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Larry Stadler dreams of graduating to law enforcement's big leagues, but his small-town beat offers few opportunities to shine. That is, until the day sultry, nervous-looking stranger Madeleine Dimkowski (Ivana Milicevic) comes into the local diner, surrounded by four menacing men in black. Larry figures the lady is in trouble and spirits her away from her "abductors." Is she grateful? Not in the least, because Larry got the situation all wrong: Madeleine is actually en route to testify at the Chicago trial of her ex, corporate crook Arthur Grimsley (Peter Stormare), and the goons are her FBI minders. No matter: Larry has a hunch that she's safer with him than with senior Agent Alonzo Mosely (Yaphet Kotto) and his crew, and against all odds he's actually right. Mosely is secretly working for Grimsley, and he intends to make sure that she never makes it to the stand.Cast:
 Larry The Cable Guy Deputy Larry Stalder |  Richard Bull Sheriff Smoot |  J. David Moeller Elmer |  Will Clinger Bo |  Omar Dykes Gus (as Omar Kent Dykes) |
 Reno Collier Tater |  Jenny McCarthy Connie |  Yaphet Kotto Alonzo Mosely |  Ivana Milicevic Madeleine |  Dan Waller Agent Orange #1 |
| Rick Le Fevour MIB #2 |  Joseph Luis Caballero MIB #3 (as Joe Caballero) | Sean Bridgers Norm | Gerry Bednob Omar |  Claudia Michelle Wallace TSA Woman |
 Emir Yonzon TSA Supervisor |  Gary Tippett TSA Dog Handler |  Jesse Dabson TSA Expert |  Peter Stormare Arthur Grimsley |  Jessica Grace Orr Vibiana (as Jessica Orr) |
 Kurt Naebig Mark Bedell |  Eric Roberts Wilford Duvall |  Michael Carner Young Boy |  Joe Mantegna Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage |  Gail Rastorfer Morgana |
 Lynnette Gaza Lillian Grimoire |  Steve Christopher Butcher |  Cyn Dulay Mansion Guest | Tara Ketterer Beauty Queen | Joseph Lazicki Cowboy |
 Angelina Lyubomirova Pretty Secretary | Greg McAleer Alley Bum | Charles E Tiedje Hometown Hero |  Tommy Bartlett Polo Match Guest (uncredited) |  Emily Margaret Heitzer Elegant Brunette Guest (uncredited) |
 Kyle Hillman Chicago Police Officer (uncredited) | Tim Krueger Polo soiree attendee (uncredited) |  Abi McKenzie Kid in Parade (uncredited) |  James Pusztay Biker (uncredited) |  Henry Sandifer Young FBI Agent (uncredited) |
 Gary Sedlock Wealthy Party goer at Mansion (uncredited) |  Amit Shah Party Guest (uncredited) |  Joe Sinopoli Busboy (uncredited) |  Chauncey Taylor Grimsley / Polo Party Guest (uncredited) |  Lisa Wolf Parade Participant (uncredited) |
