 | Meet the Spartans | 1554 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Genres:ComedyWar | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13--count 'em, 13!--Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture.Cast:
 Sean Maguire Leonidas |  Carmen Electra Queen Margo |  Ken Davitian Xerxes |  Kevin Sorbo Captain |  Diedrich Bader Traitoro |
 Method Man Persian Emissary |  Jareb Dauplaise Dilio |  Travis Van Winkle Sonio |  Phil Morris Messenger |  Jim Piddock Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-a-Like |
 Nicole Parker Paula Abdul Look-a-Like / Britney Spears Look-a-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-a-Like / Hunchback Paris |  Ike Barinholtz Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet |  Crista Flanagan Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-a-Like |  Hunter Clary Leo Jr. | Emily Wilson Lindsay Lohan Look-a-Like |
 Thomas McKenna Tom Cruise Look-a-Like | Tiffany Haddish Urban Girl | Willie Macc Urban Kid |  Kenny Yates Urban Kid |  John Di Domenico Donald Trump Look-a-Like |
| Christopher Lett Randy Look-a-Like | Jenny Costa Tyra Banks Look-a-Like | Belinda Waymouth Twiggy Look-a-Like | Jesse Lewis IV Ms. Jay Look-a-Like | Zachary Dylan Smith 10-Year-Old Leonidas |
| Ryan Fraley Brad Pitt Look-a-Like | Tiffany Claus Angelina Jolie Look-a-Like |  Nick Steele K-Fed Look-a-Like | Jim Nieb President Bush Look-a-Like |  Dean Cochran Rocky Balboa / Rambo |
| Nate Haden Ryan Seacrest Look-a-Like | Tony Yalda Sanjaya Look-a-Like | Philip Albuquerque Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier (as Philip 'Spee-D' Albuquerque) | Jaime Burgos III Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier (as Jaime 'Venum' Burgos) | Leon C. Carswell Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier (as Leon 'Vietnam' Carswell) |
| Jon 'Do Knock' Cruz Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier (as Jon 'Do-Knock' Cruz) | Oscar 'Wonder' Ledezma Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier | Moises Rivas Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier | Richie 'Abstrak' Soto Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier |  Ivan 'Flipz' Velez Dancing Persian / Spartan Soldier |
| Leroy Barnes Jr. Dancing Persian Emissary (as Leroy 'Hypnosis' Barnes) | Dazzle Boy Dancing Immortal | Oscar Orosco Dancing Immortal | Rufino 'Rockadile' Puno Dancing Immortal | Steve Lindsley Councilman (as Steven Lindsley) |
 John J. Mourain Councilman (as John Mourain) | Kurt Smildsin Councilman | Joseph L. Henley Jr. Wrong Leo - Jr. | Briana Barran Hooters Girl | Kim Ormiston Hooters Girl (as Kimberly Ormiston) |
 Misty Ormiston Hooters Girl |  Micaela Santos Hooters Girl | Stormy Shuff Hooters Girl | Kellie Stouder Hooters Girl | Misty Tippett Hooters Girl |
 Natasha Blasick Pretty Girl |  Sheena Chou Pretty Girl | Kyra Hultz Pretty Girl | Kim Kindrick Pretty Girl |  Vilayna LaSalle Pretty Girl |
 Lauren Walsh Pretty Girl | Courtney Shay Young Pretty Girl | Paige Peterson Hot Orgy Girl |  Jenny Robinson Hot Orgy Girl | Chris Crocker Himself (archive footage) (uncredited) |
 Robin Atkin Downes Narrator (uncredited) | Dominique DuVernay Harem (uncredited) | Russell M. Haeuser Greek councilman (uncredited) |  Jessica Heap Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited) |  Martin Klebba Happy Feet (uncredited) |
 Elton LeBlanc Greek Councilman (uncredited) | Jay Oliver Greek Councilman (uncredited) | Ross Rouillier Persian Warrior (uncredited) | Philip Searcy Persian warrior (uncredited) | Chaz Smith Spartan Citizen (uncredited) |
 Justin Smith Jeremy (uncredited) |
