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| Genres:AdventureComedy | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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Satire. Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenario's who are bind together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch! A movie of Epic Proportions indeed!Cast:
 Kal Penn Edward |  Adam Campbell Peter |  Jennifer Coolidge White Bitch | Jayma Mays Lucy |  Faune A. Chambers Susan (as Faune Chambers) |
| Crispin Glover Willy |  Tony Cox Bink | Héctor Jiménez Mr. Tumnus (as Hector Jimenez) |  Darrell Hammond Captain Jack Swallows |  Carmen Electra Mystique |
 Fred Willard Aslo |  David Carradine Museum Curator | Kevin McDonald Harry Potter | George Alvarez Ron |  Crista Flanagan Hermoine |
| Dana Seltzer Flight Attendant |  Dane Farwell Dumbledore |  Tad Hilgenbrink Cyclops (as Tad Hilgenbrinck) |  Jim Piddock Magneto |  Vince Vieluf Wolverine (as Groovy) |
| Kahshanna Evans Storm | Lindsey Kraft Rogue |  Jareb Dauplaise Nacho Libre | Rico Rodriguez Chanchito | Danny Jacobs Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch |
| David Lehre Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike | James Walker Sr. Samuel Jackson Look-Alike | Cordele Taylor Kanye West Look-Alike | Alla Petrou Paris Hilton Look-Alike |  Gregory Jbara Mel Gibson Look-Alike |
 Jill Latiano Singing Pirate Girl | Abe Spigner Flavor Flav Look-Alike | Shawn McDonald P. Diddy Faun | Lauren Conrad Herself | Katt Williams Harry Beaver (as Katt M. Williams) |
 Nick Steele Lead Archer | Brennan Thomas Woodsman | David J. Catching Aslo's Camp Band | Jesse Hughes Aslo's Camp Band | Brian J. O'Connor Aslo's Camp Band (as Brian O'Connor) |
| Gene Trautmann Aslo's Camp Band |  Kenny Yates Pirate with Heart | Daniel Joseph Pirate |  Taran Killam Pirate |  Jeremy Rowley Pirate |
| Qiana Chase Pirate Wench | Jillian Grace Pirate Wench |  Masha Lund Pirate Wench | Pollyanna Salas-Uruena Pirate Wench |  Sara Jean Underwood Pirate Wench (as Sara Underwood) |
| Olivia Hardt Cribs Faun | Zee James Cribs Faun | Ginny Jones Cribs Faun | Britten Kelley Cribs Faun |  Arielle Vandenberg Cribs Faun |
| Heather Storm Aslo's Girl |  Irina Voronina Jogging Girl | Audra Lynn Wardrobe Girl | Darko Belgrade James Bond | Brooklyn Freed Bond Girl |
 Michelle Lang Bond Girl (as Michelle Misty Lang) | Sabi Dorr Blacksmith | David Whatley Silas - the monk |  Mike Grief Prison Guard |  Mary Castro Breast Bite Woman |
| Ron Léroy Nose Bite Guy | Thomas Van Tassel Crotch Bite Guy | Lichelle D. Ebner Morphed Mystique | Paul Zies Thug |  Roscoe Lee Browne Narrator (voice) |
| Ronald Lee Clark Oompa Loompa | Joe Gieb Oompa Loompa | Arturo Gil Oompa Loompa |  Ricardo Gil Oompa Loompa |  Michael Lee Gogin Oompa Loompa |
| Joseph S. Griffo Oompa Loompa |  Pancho Moler Oompa Loompa | Mighty Mike Murga Oompa Loompa | Mark Povinelli Oompa Loompa |  Jon Simanton Oompa Loompa |
| David Steinberg Oompa Loompa | John Tamaki Oompa Loompa | Kevin Thompson Oompa Loompa | Tyce Diorio Willy Dance Double | Richard Steelo Vasquez Curator Dance Double (as Richard Steeio Vasquez) |
| Megan Hiratzka Dancing Pirate Girl | Samantha Faye Lee Dancing Pirate Girl (as Samantha Lee) | Philip Albuquerque Breakdancing Pirate (as Philip 'Spee-D' Albuquerque) | Jaime Burgos III Breakdancing Pirate (as Jaime "Venum" Brugos III) | Oren Michaeli Breakdancing Pirate (as Oren "Flea Rock" Michaeli) |
| Frankie DeMiranda Dancing Soldier | Chadd Smith Dancing Soldier | Anwar Burton Michael Jackson Look-Alike |  Yousef Abu-Taleb Daniel (uncredited) | Monica Ford The Hot Nun (uncredited) |
| Dave Gist Man-Boobs! (uncredited) |  Kevin Hart Silas (uncredited) | Chris Kerner The Faun (uncredited) |  Vilayna LaSalle Faun (uncredited) | Phillip Sanchez Monk #3 - Nacho Libre spoof (uncredited) |
 Scott L. Schwartz Hagrid (uncredited) |
